January 2011
122 posts
“#questionsidontlike: jadi, kapan nyusul? pacarnya mana nih? kok nggak dibawa”
– mendiita
wets, santay kali malih. banyak yg lebih tua yg blm nikah
*memasang senyum artifisial*
“I do not define myself by how many roadblocks have appeared in my path; but by...”
masih pagi
Akhir-akhir ini merasa insecure dengan obrolan bertemakan umur, jodoh, lamaran, dan menikah. Penyebab dari semua ini adalah rencana menikah dari saudara saya yang umurnya setahun lebih muda. Akibatnya tentu dapat ditebak, ibu dan ayah tidak lupa menyisipkan kalimat ‘go hunting, and catch the fish’ di beberapa kesempatan. Dear God, satu-satu dong. Aku janji deh Februari ini aku selesai...
“What kind of guy would I be if I walked out when she needed me the most?”
– Chris Medina
PARAH quinn
Rene: ngaduk puding aja gosong!
Rene: hah! apa deh gw ni!
Rene: kan katanya
Rene: harus diaduk2 ampe mendidih
Rene: gw udah aduk2 terus, ga gw tinggalin
Rene: di toyor ama emak gw, ngaduk cuma di tengah aja, pinggirannye kagak
Mendii: *ketawasampesakitperut*
“I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche (1844)
muallaf
Lagi nungguin pembimbing masing-masing, mas Andre sekonyong-konyong dtg dengan muka basah kuyup
Ariana: Hey mas!
Ney: Darimana, mas?
Mendii: Abis sholat ya?
Mas Andre: Iya, saya abis dzuhur nih. Kalian belum tau ya, nama saya kan udah ganti. Muhammad Andreas.
Ariana, Ney, Mendii: HAH?!? serius?
Mas Andre: hahaha, tapi bohong
Edwin van der Sar is retiring.
fuckyeahoranje:
:(
“Cari suami bule yg kaya, da hidup skrg harus realistis”
– mama Upi
BETUL TANTEH!! Sejuta bgt buat tante. Hari gini anak disusuin gapake cinta. Sekaleng harganya 200rebu (jiga nu he’euh nyaho boga budak)
“HUG!”
– #nomention
Party Like it's 1999
dappledthings21:
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching...
“tragedy is when mind and heart conflicted”
– @Ffnst
“…I was searching for an answer
In a world so full of strangers
But what...”
– The Corrs
“Kamu tuh, makin halaman belakang, makin ilang footnote nya. Kalau bahasa Arab...”
– I Nyoman Sudira
hadeeh, iya deh Mas, iyaa >,<”
“What can one say about such a tragedy? I do not have words to express the...”
– Nelson Mandela (in his Long Walk to Freedom, 1994:531)
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imut-imut
Me: ah tipe elu ya
Me: mature2 gitu
Me: gw kan demennya yg imut2
Me: LOL
Mendii: sejak kapaan edry sm balki imut heehh??
Me: hwehehheheeehehehhee
Me: *nyengirmiris
bukan bule biasa
Mendii: eyaampun itu bule ganteng amat deh dikata cm pake shorts kotak2 doang, kek dimas beck
Rene: aduh blakang nya ga asik, dimas beck
Rene: *ngek
Mendii: bwahahahah
“You just cant expect someone to always be there for you when you need them. Even...”
– quotes from my head (via awomanwhosinlove)
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BLONDE JOKE: MAGIC MIRROR
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said ‘I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world’ and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said ‘I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world’ and it...
A little prayer for them whom facing college...
goofybabe:
kudaponi:
Dear God,
I ask u to calm her (his) nerves and anxiety, help her in everything she (he) does. Reminds her (him) that You always journey with her (him),give her (him) the courage, knowledge and patience that she (he) needs. May the way she (he) lives be the gift back to You - with Your love and guidance.
amen
“I am sorry for having such thoughts of you. I was wrong, I should’ve known...”
– @putriadelia
“For every farewells and every goodbyes of everyone in my life, when I cried I...”
– @sheldaalni
deeelllaaa:
sometimes, people dont listen to what I have to say, they asked for advice, but when I gave one they totally ignores it. So sued me if I didnt say anything anymore…
“Aku selalu suka hujan seperti ini.
Bukan karena harumnya, bukan karena...”
– @anumao
“Women are not born with multitasking ability, we are forced to mastering this....”
– @dittay
“Dulu sini mati-matian situ cuek aja. Sekarang sini cuek aja situ mati-matian....”
– @tikucirs
“I can’t tell you how I feel. My heart is like a wheel.”
– Sir Paul McCartney
Empty
Had a great lecture session with my Go-friend (Gorilla Friend) via Yahoo!messenger. 1:47 AM here, pink laptop, a bunch of paper-sheets, blanket, and an empty heart. Oh, how I wish I could be heartless.
Dear Filipinos and Moluccans, may peace be you all. Wish that all of you always surrounded by God’s miracle. Cursed the provocateurs who’ve been spreading that silly rumours and make...
