December 2011
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Sadisme
Chat sama Amahl via bbm..
Amahl: Some people just need a hug.
Me: Ya, sure..
Amahl: In the neck.
Me: Heh?
Amahl: With a rope.
Me: Mati dong, goblok.
Amahl: Emang itu kan tujuannya *GRIN*
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Hampir Mati
Nemenin Fandi yg hampir pingsan periksa ke Ms. Theany. Sang dokter pun dengan sigap bertanya-tanya gejala dari sang pasien
Ms. Theany: So, what symptoms do you feel now.
Fandi *ngelirik, minta translate*
Me: Apa aja yang sakit?
Fandi: My bodies are cold, I'm having sore throat, and a cough.
Ms. Theany: Are you having a runny nose
Fandi *udah mau mati, masih tetep ga ngerti, namun butuh obat*
Me: Ingusan ga luh?
Fandi: Yes, a little bit.. *setengah mati nahan ketawa*
Lalu diberikanlah seperangkat obat yang harus dihisap, antibiotik, dan yang terakhir.. DECOLGEN
Fandi: Heuh, tau dapetnya Decolgen mah minta aja ke office, ga usah nyureng-nyureng dulu cerna kalimat si dokter
Me: *ngakak*
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cheesy pick-up lines battle: harry potter edition
So, yeah... I finally decided to get back on Twitter when today, my friend wrote something on her twitter account. Long story short, it's the pick-up line that uses Harry Potter materials. Since I read it and I wanted to reply it, so I did.
D: "Did you survive Avada Kedavra? Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.. And will you be my horcrux tonight? So I can give a piece of my soul to you."
M: "Are you using Cruciatus curse on me, babe? Cause jeez, you torture me with your love..."
D: "You must be a dementor, cause you took my breath away..."
M: "I don't wanna see my boggart cause it'd show me you walking away, out of my life. You know it's Ridikkulus."
D: "I might as well under the imperius curse, cause I'd do anything for you..."
M: "I don't wanna use Amortentia on you, just enough Felix Felicis for me so that I could win your heart."
D: "I don't need the mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire..."
M: "I wish there were a sorcerer's stone for our love, so even if it wasn't eternal, at least it could last a little bit longer."
And then after all those pick-up lines, we finally realized... We're the sexy nerds.
“mungkin memang kadang kita dibiarkan Tuhan untuk berjalan sendirian, hanya untuk...”
– diskusi pagi ini (via achmadlutfi)
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“If travel teaches us how to see, how come every time all I see is you?”
– Keara on Antologi Rasa (via ikanatassa)
“Makanya hati-hati. Karena dari mata turun ke hati. Lama-lama tersimpan di...”
– (via achmadlutfi)
jir ini bgt lah
“Pada akhirnya kita melangkah sendiri-sendiri kan? Bertanggung jawab atas setiap...”
– Fariz Abdillah (via kuntawiaji)
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9 Etika Penting yang Kini Sering Dilupakan →
kuntawiaji:
Keseluruh etika inilah yang menjadikan seorang manusia adalah manusia. Lunturnya nilai-nilai tersebut saya rasakan semakin nyata di Jakarta. Masyarakat Jakarta semakin hari semakin banyak yang terjebak pada ego pribadinya, yang tanpa mereka sadari, egonya tersebutlah yang perlahan-lahan mematikan sisi manusia mereka. Mereka hidup, tapi sebenarnya mati.
“Most people are dead long...
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“…but I handle you better than her.”
– (via astri-nindita)
“Kalau perempuan berbicara, jangan dengarkan apa yang diucapkan lidahnya, tetapi...”
– [perempuan, seri 03, M.Quraish Shihab] (via achmadlutfi)
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lifemade asked: hey, makasih udah follow :) ini lagi liat tumblr km dan isinya menarik hehe :)
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“People we called friends will change in time, sooner or later, let them, that is...”
– So F True
(via lifemade)
Kuserahkan Putriku Padamu →
kuntawiaji:
Untuk teman-teman pria yang saat ini sedang menjalin hubungan atau akan menikah, mungkin ada baiknya meluangkan waktu sejenak untuk mencoba melihat pasangan kalian dari sudut pandang yang berbeda, sudut pandang orang tuanya.
“Semoga kau mengetahui betapa berharganya istrimu itu, jika kau menyadari.”
“Would be nice if you put down your mobile phone for a while and spend your time...”
– (via merindyaaa)
